[o@d] Unattainable Laxation

2005-09-11T00:04:00.000-07:00

so, this might be it. this might be the rebirthing of the whole damn thing... sans afterbirth, thank god.tonight was... amazing. amazing! simply and forthrightly.tons of beer, dear; a couple hot dogs, you hog; a few smokes, my bloke; and a 1/2 hour or so of the hookah, i love chalupas!the best part? learning that a new friend of a friend realizes that discussing things with initial friend

2003-07-11T21:37:00.000-07:00

I ran into a former TA of mine today. Steve. Steve the TA. He's a good guy, Steve is. I did not know if he would remember me or not, but he did -- and that just made my whole fucking week. He is another one of those guys that I just find so damn intriguing. A dude that I just want to sit down with and talk to. But, I guess I would say that about all guys that are far too intelligent for

2003-07-08T16:32:00.000-07:00

the fourth of july offers more than ground shaking explosives, you can also take pretty pictures of trees...

2003-07-07T00:13:00.000-07:00

It has been a long time. I was looking back at this site and marveling at all the funny shit I came up with long ago. I really seemed high on something. Life has, obviously, been strange since the last time I have posted here. I have been posting to another blog and it really just was not the same... So, I wanted to update o@d so it could possess current Suzy events: 1. Attended a lecture

2002-09-14T21:36:00.000-07:00

The other day I had an epiphany. I thought about how awful it must be to appear TYPICAL. To be seen as one of those people acast in a sea loaded with all the rest of the typical people. I will try to make it my goal in life to be as atypical as possible. And I think I'm already half-way there. I just have to be a little bit weirder.

2002-09-08T21:13:00.000-07:00

How come I can never think of anything anymore? I have no material... I'm burnt out. Inspiration no longer lies on a computer screen. Is o@d dying? I think it's been slowly dying for some time now. Is it almost time to lay it to rest? To be continued...

2002-09-02T19:14:00.000-07:00

Since I've been here, there has been a troublesome fact concerning the "public" toilet paper. That fact being that our house goes through 1 whole roll a day. This is something that should not happen. Well, roommate #1 blamed it on a former roommate. Roommate #me didn't know how that was possible, since it was mainly just the 2 of us and the other was gone most of the day -- but I didn't want

2002-08-01T19:10:00.000-07:00

It's 2 weeks till my birthday. Get me something nice. The other day My roomie and I took our dogs to the vet. Daisy didn't need to have anything done, she was just along for the ride. However, Doc needed his neck scab shaved off [it's a long story]. Anyway, the doctor offered the dogs a treat after the shaving ceased. Doc was enthusiastic about the treat, Daisy just sniffed it and stepped

2002-07-26T18:30:00.000-07:00

All we wanted was some Dominos pizza. And those delicious cinna-stix... However, there is not a Dominos in Pullman. We had to venture to Moscow to attain such goods. This is where the adventure starts. We didn't know where the Dominos was, but we figured we knew our way around the town enough that we could eventually find it. There was much fault in our logic. While driving around, I

2002-07-19T17:46:00.000-07:00

Sometimes, spiders just deserve to die. Especially when they are huge, and residing right outside your house in extreme numbers. And sometimes, it's necessary to use almost a whole can of pest spray to commit arachnid homicide. Just seeing them slowing walk away with their 8 puny legs gives me the willies, so I spray those bugs DEAD! See you in hell, daddy long legs...

2002-07-14T15:01:00.000-07:00

Idahodians are always good for a laugh. They're just so weird! Weirder than Canadians! In specific, I will speak of the abundance of big bushy beards on old gray-haired men. One time I spotted 3 in one day! I just can't help but think that with the 100 degree weather slowly killing us that those old guys are hot under those beards! You'd think personal comfort would come before old-fart

2002-07-06T20:21:00.000-07:00

To walk to class it takes me 18 minutes door to door. During this daily walk I often have to distract myself from the thought of death hill. When my legs start to feel like they are going to fall off, I start to think about the possiblility of my legs actually falling off... And from there, I start to ponder the major hospital bills that would develop. From this point, I go on to remind

2002-07-01T21:14:00.000-07:00

On nights when I have trouble getting to sleep, and there is nothing on TV I sometimes stick my tounge out and see how dry it can get before it is rendered useless... And, if you do it right, and your tounge gets dry enough, when you put your tounge back in your mouth you can taste the acid nature of your saliva. It's sort of like your own late night science experiment...

2002-06-28T20:02:00.000-07:00

I like $10 CDs. I bought The Apex Theory CD today at our local ShopKo. I agreed with the price, and I agree with the musical result. I can safely say that it was technically a win-win situation. And, I can safely say that it was the first actual win-win situation that I have experienced in Pullman... It was very unlike the time that I almost ate the ants that somehow showed up in my favorite

2002-06-27T00:07:00.000-07:00

what is wrong with me? i said that i would update frequently, but i am a jackass. however, i have much material for today... my world civ prof told us that he would occasionally throw up on the over head at the end of class... but, he said further that he would throw up on the overhead at the end of class a QUIZ... i really wish that he meant that he would vomit on the overhead... speaking

2002-06-22T17:55:00.000-07:00

I have four fish. All of them named after chemistry teachers: Jeffery P. Jones, Little Guy -- Brian Weissbart, Finnegan, and Fish Whittaker. I may have a problem. Some may even call it an obsession. I call it an act of celebratory celebration. For there is no more chemistry for Suzy!!! You gotta be from Coupeville to get the Fish Whittaker joke... In another act of celebration, the other

2002-05-07T01:34:00.000-07:00

Funny, I've heard that April showers bring May flowers, but what do unannounced May snow flurries bring? Oh, that's right - homicidal rage...

2002-05-06T19:16:00.000-07:00

Finals week: I was in the library intently watching this guy who was intently staring at a substantial stack of stapled papers [this was in substitute of me actually reading my own hefty stack of stapled papers]. I begin to wonder how we can even motivate ourselves to do this junk -- walk up to the library to get some peace and quiet so we can dive into a stack of random papers riddled with

2002-05-05T21:05:00.000-07:00

One of the many reasons why I love the simpsons:

2002-05-04T23:44:00.000-07:00

There's nothing that is a bigger waste of time than downloading comedy bits. However, I like to waste time and thus like to download comedy bits. One comedian who is actually easier to like when you only listen to him is Eddie Izzard. This guy is a British transvestite and is funny as all hell. He makes one butt ass ugly woman, so just listening to his stuff is much less disturbing than

2002-05-03T00:29:00.000-07:00

There's this girl in my genetics class who looks like Jennifer Grey back in the Dirty Dancing days. Every day I fight the urge to turn around and say, "No one puts Baby in a corner." Genetics is a weird class - I hate it, actually, and I'm glad it's over. Today we filled out evaluations for our professor. I was not nice. I complained about everything from his 'white noise' voice to his

2002-05-02T13:40:00.000-07:00

As the title says, I am almost on vacation. When I am at home I think the posts will cease. It just gets too hard to find the time and the material to post. However, I do return to a school setting in mid June. Do you think you'd come back and visit o@d over the summer time? I'd be glad to post my summer antics over here in Pullman if youse guys wanted to see it. I think only 2 people

2002-05-01T21:04:00.000-07:00

I am sure that most regular American citizens don't spend hours watching animal planet at their friends dorm room. However, have I ever claimed to be regular? This afternoon we were watching "The Jeff Corwin Experience". Jeff Corwin is pretty obnoxious. He's also pretty funny sometimes though. In this particular episode Jeff was in Thailand and visiting the elephants. They were baby

2002-05-01T13:54:00.000-07:00

Look! You can add comments! This could be cool... but it could also back-fire if nobody comments on anything. So, I suggest that you comment on everything!

2002-04-30T16:25:00.000-07:00

I need your help. Never before have I asked anything of you, but now I will. We need a couch, people. Desperately. And, we found one. A good one. In fact, it is quite possibly the most comfortable couch that I have ever rested my ass on. The problem? It costs $900.00 samolians. That's a lot of kablingie. So, I ask of you to donate $5-$10 into the "In Need Of A Couch" fund. INOAC will

2002-04-29T14:08:00.000-07:00

I am really excited about the new Band-Aid liquid bandage. I can predict that, in the future, the liquid bandage will be the only kind of injury fixation that I will use. Also, I can predict that if I ever have to have a Poodle, I am going to name it "Noodle". And, if it ever has a cut - I'll use Band-Aid brand liquid bandage. ------ I acquired a fuzzy dinosaur as a kind of momento for my

2002-04-28T22:45:00.000-07:00

Well, it's official - Tenacious D is as real as sasquatch. I cannot believe how good of a show Tenacious D puts on. It was so incredible. If you ever get the chance to see a show of theirs, don't hesitate to go. I can try to explain how much I enjoyed the full 2 hrs, but I'd fail. I'll just say: Along with the witty banter that occurs between the two, and the songs that are both

2002-04-23T23:04:00.000-07:00

Fun with Amino Acids: "Lysine - Leucine - we all scream for ice cream!"

2002-04-22T13:24:00.000-07:00

I have a hard time differentiating between fiction and reality when it comes to famous people. I think it's because famous actors play fictional characters. And since I've seen them only as those fictional characters, and not in real life [with my own 2 eyes], it's only appropriate that -- in my mind, famous people are fictional characters. They could be as fabricated as the movies are, as

2002-04-22T00:02:00.000-07:00

I'm still enthralled with the picture stuff. The novelty of the digital camera has not faded. My poor Fuji Finepix is getting worn out! I carry the camera everywhere with me [I love the little thing], and it ensures that nothing photo-worthy happens... Because, the rare times that I don't take the camera is when something incredible happens. And then I only have my mediocre eyesight, but

2002-04-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

I like ears. They're so weird - ears are. And so very functional. But I don't have to tell you that. However, when you study the ear too much, it almost becomes too weird because they're so ugly. They're all curvy and full of ridges and tiny caves. And, you begin to wonder how they have survived so long on either side of your head with out being torn off somehow. This theory can also be

2002-04-20T20:15:00.000-07:00

Words cannot express how lame I think Jay Leno is. His jokes just suck. And, his delivery is horrendous, absolutely horrendous. The fact that he feels the need to "explain" the joke by saying the punchline multiple times makes me wonder how anybody thinks he is humorous. Or, listening to him following up the joke with a phrase like, "No - because that's not good... That's not something you

2002-04-19T12:32:00.000-07:00

Usually, if you give me an hour or two [and a pen, and a thesaurus] I can complete the crossword puzzle in the Daily Evergreen. This, however, is only done on Mondays and Tuesdays because those are the only ones I can finish. The puzzles get progressively harder throughout the week, and by Wednesday my intellectual level is surpassed by the crossword puzzle. And, this is a good thing. If I

2002-04-17T19:13:00.000-07:00

I'm sick of this name. It's easy to refer to, but I want something original. Something zany, and catchy... some possibilities: 1. The Retort Report 2. Unattainable Laxation 3. Barnacle Boulevard 4. Thwarted Thwack 5. Vernacular Verbiage 6. Twitterpated 7. Seasoned Rookie 8. Grandiloquent 9. Mental Debris 10. Phalangical Movements 11. Hypothetical Fortune Other suggestions will

2002-04-17T14:45:00.000-07:00

Look! Look at the psychos! Names will not be released in order to protect anonymity...

2002-04-16T17:27:00.000-07:00

Low, slow, slurring monotone voices make my ears sad. The only one who can pull it off is Steven Wright. And, my genetics professor is no Steven Wright. I tend to tune out on a regular basis in that class. I only pay attention when certain words slip in. Words such as "fetus", "nematode", and "helix-turn-helix". Then, my mind starts spinning: 'fetus is weird word. everybody in this room

2002-04-15T22:54:00.000-07:00

As far as I'm concerned, there should be no more new tv shows. Or at least there should be no more new tv shows that debut without at least consulting me first. I think I know what could work, and what would go down in flames of humilty. There is just too much crap on tv these days. A whole wheel-barrow full of no-names and has-beens have tried to create a half hour of entertainment and have

2002-04-14T13:59:00.000-07:00

Mom's weekend. Mom's weekend. Mom's weekend. WSU was infested with moms. The joint was crawling with 'em! Carrying bright red bags from The Bookie [book store], the moms were huffin' and puffin' their way up the Pullman hills. And, in every nook and cranny, the moms were piling up. It was quite entertaining. My mom and my sister had a chance to find out how I truly live my life

2002-04-12T01:09:00.000-07:00

Moly! I am a virtual genius. It's not a well known fact that I own a kung-fu hamster [people really should keep things like these very hush-hush], and it's an even lesser known fact that I thought he was a gimp. He never "danced" like the other kung-fu hamsters did... and I always felt bad for him. Well, I replaced his 3 AAA batteries recently to pep him up a bit [he was losing his pizzaz],

2002-04-11T15:21:00.000-07:00

When I came out of Science Hall, what was the first thing that popped into my head? Well, I'll tell you, "Hey mister, you should not call that dog 'Lifesaver', you should call him, 'Shithead'." It's because there is a "box" right beside the outside door that is rigged with warning lights and stuff to alert you of trouble and -- stuff. In fact, there is a plaque under some lights that says

2002-04-10T16:43:00.000-07:00

I'm reverting back to childhood tendencies, it's a much easier lifestyle... I started monday night by drawing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just like we drew them as kids. This morning, I was drawing lightning bolts and tornados on my homework. And now, the whole rolling in dirt thing. I'm telling you, It's fun to lose your mind. Next thing you know, I'll be back to playing with Pound Puppies

2002-04-10T14:47:00.000-07:00

I got some new shoes today. I ordered them through www.classicsportsshoes.com. They're Adidas [Rod Laver]. I like them because they're plain, and hinted with green. The only problem -- they are really, really, really white. They're shiny white. Toilet bowl white. And, aren't socks supposed to be whiter than the shoes? Or, at least as white. Yeah, I thought so too... These shoes put my

2002-04-10T00:37:00.000-07:00

Like every other tuesday night these past 8 months, we were in the Webster physical science building until late-late-late. So late in fact, they turned the lights out on us! All these thoughts suddenly enter our minds -- the shut the power off, the elevators are shut down, we have to walk down 12 flights of stairs - we can't turn the lights back on - a murderer is lurking in the hallways - they

2002-04-08T23:57:00.000-07:00

I have a headache the size of a thousand ponies riding a roller coaster. Just the fact that the last sentence I typed makes sense to me portrays the severity of the situation. Okay, so maybe I am exaggerating. My head is not even that big... The ache is more like the size of 2 butterflies doing the tango. Because, that'll fit in my head. And they are also doing the electric slide right

2002-04-07T20:37:00.000-07:00

I've always wondered about the intricasies of a good joke. How does one invent a new hilarious joke? It has to be something innovative and original. Something shocking, yet wholesome. Something easy to remember, but not to obvious to understand. I know that you have to, in a way, work backwards. Sort of like writing a mystery novel. You have to start out with a punch line and then

2002-04-06T23:40:00.000-08:00

Today is almost still Saturday. For dinner subway tonight is what I had. Nose prints on corrective lenses followed by excessive gas. I might want a future turtle by the name of Jeffery P. Jones. But, do I want the responsibility of telling people that I have a turtle named Jeff? And that I named him after my chemistry teacher? My very own Coke cooler cup says that I am #1 - although the '

2002-04-04T20:01:00.000-08:00

"My soul is like a toy that never breaks!" ><))'> <'((>< I was watching a special about Sasquatch the other day. Actually, it was about a week ago. But, I had totally forgotten about it until I was contemplating the never ending search for him. Now, I think this was just an everyday, run of the mill, Sasquatch show except for one special detail - it featured the expert opinion of Washington

2002-04-03T14:37:00.000-08:00

Today is, by far, the best weather day I have experienced in about 6 months. It started snowing over here near Thanksgiving of last year and the coldness continued up until about a week ago. My weatherbug says it's only 50º, but it feels hotter, like lava, it's hot! Well, not that hot, but with the sun shining through my window on to my back it's gloriously fabulous... I was going to write

2002-04-01T23:08:00.000-08:00

I was down in our lobby the other day finishing some unfinished business and I spotted an unguarded 'Science' magazine. Being the nerd that I am I picked the sucker up for some post study perusal. Plus, the cover had a picture of a big elephant ass, so I had to look at it. Anyway, as I started my journey through the experience that is 'Science' magazine, I started to notice a trend - zany

2002-03-31T16:57:00.000-08:00

Laundry day never fails to enrage me. Irresponsible crack-heads going over their alotted time and giving me the proverbial shaft. Don't they know that some of us need to put our full time to use? Some of us need that washer along with the cleaning power of Tide to wash the holy hell out of our clothes. Stubborn cheese and gravy stains don't just wash themselves out, and you can forget about

2002-03-30T20:47:00.000-08:00

Oooh, baby. That's the money shot...

2002-03-30T11:12:00.000-08:00

How can I be angry when I just met the new doggy yesterday? <><><><><><> It was last wednesday. In physics 102, in the pit, at approx. 3:15 in the p.m. We usually sit in the spot everyday - 6 rows down, 2 seats in. Nothing out of the normal ever really happens. Except for the professors occasional mention of "impenis" or his "accidently" drawing Santa with an impenis... Anyway, there was a

2002-03-28T15:52:00.000-08:00

It's a spring day. Not too hot, not too cold, and a little breezy. Good strolling weather it what it is. So, I chose to stroll to class today instead of my usual full steam ahead approach. As I meandered, I admired the trees, the concrete, and the squirrels. And, they were all lovely. I was walking up the hill along side Stimson hall, and there were 2 girls infront of me. But, I didn't pay

2002-03-28T00:51:00.000-08:00

Hi. Suzy here. Remember me? I think I used to be entertaining. Now, I don't even find myself funny when I read this crap, and that's a mother of a let down. I'm sorry for the deviation from the normal deviance. I intend on coming up with witty new things - fabricated, or not - to post and make me pee my pants. You know, I think it's because my rage has returned. I drifted off into la-la

2002-03-24T18:37:00.000-08:00

Alright. It's over. But, even though spring break was a break from school, that doesn't mean I didn't learn a few things... 1. Windsheild wipers, although handy and efficient, are simply a luxury. 2. Don't trust people with lazy eyes. Or, at least don't trust old stubborn people with lazy eyes that talk to you like you're an idiot when it's them that's really the idiot and they also work at

2002-03-13T01:27:00.000-08:00

Superconductors. We learned about them in physics lab. I still don't know anything about them, but what I do know is that they make magnets float - and that's all I cared about. For a bigger picture, click RIGHT HERE! I assure you, it will amaze the pants off you.

2002-03-12T18:30:00.000-08:00

It's almost here. I'm almost free. I'm almost home... on thursday afternoon we leave, on thursday night we arrive. The west side of the mountains. It'll be joyous! I'll get a break from the weekly schedule of: "lab-lab-hw" "hw-hw-quiz" "write up-hw-lab" "punch-kick-puke!" I have another lab today at 7p.m. Physics. And, I just finished a 3 hr Chemistry lab where I almost got a shard

2002-03-11T14:12:00.000-08:00

I usually hate cougar mondays. Cougar mondays are where all the little pre-frosh come visit our campus and get herded around like cattle. You can always pick out the tour group. They're always huddled at an "important" landmark, there's usually 3 or more letter jackets being worn by the 17 year olds, and the parents are trying to look "cool" for their kids. I usually avoid the group --

2002-03-09T16:50:00.000-08:00

Going to the bathroom is usually, and thankfully, an unexciting task. However, when you come across a possessed toilet, you begin to wonder just what this world is coming to... This toilet I'm referring to is one of our dorm toilets and they're just like public "industrial sized" flushing machines. If you tried, you could probably flush a watermelon. Anyway, this toilet wasn't satisfied with

2002-03-07T15:11:00.000-08:00

Even the bikes can't escape the wrath...

2002-03-06T01:52:00.000-08:00

I love being awake at approx. 2 A.M. in the morning! So... with my head full of physics jargon, my mouth full of cashews, and my intestines full of gas, I offer up - not pictures of "everyday" cd rainbows - but rather, a picture of something you're most likely not to see in your lifetime [if your lucky]. I give you -- the stuffed cougar that lives in the lobby of Stimson Hall at WSU... Ain't

2002-03-05T00:33:00.000-08:00

Many things happend today... and I shall summarize them here: 1. No morning chemistry, so I slept in till 10:30... My friend forgot there was no class. Then, she admitted to forgetting, and thus - I made fun of her. 2. Paid out the ass for some blank CD-Rs and some computer paper at The Bookie. Clearly criminal. 3. Ate chocolate for lunch. 4. Openly encouraged the flipping-off of our

2002-03-02T18:23:00.000-08:00

Okay. I've held the ability to exercise my "adult" capabilities for almost 2 years now. What have I done with the privilege? Number of cigarettes bought = 0 [and that number will stay zero, thanks]. Number of tattoos obtained = 0. Number of trips to Canada for obvious reasons = 1. Number of casinos I've visted = 0. Hell, I've only bought 1 scratch ticket in my lifetime... I am such a geek.

2002-03-01T16:56:00.000-08:00

More visual stimuli. My discman distracted me during my pseudo-study session.

2002-02-28T22:42:00.000-08:00

I totally forgot about this until I went to the bathroom and I remembered it... Last night. Crap. Something really odd was happening over at the next closest building to ours. At first I thought the damn place was on fire [by no fault of my own] because it looked like smoke was billowing out of the roof. But, as I realized that it wasn't on fire, I became more and more confused as to just

2002-02-28T15:35:00.000-08:00

I am quite violently agitated. Although, I did purchase my Tenacious D tickets today, so that's good! But, the concert is still 2 months away, that's bad. However, the concert allows me to miss school, that's good! And, missing school means dire consequences, that's bad... And, 3 tickets cost me $100.50, that's... not insurrmountable, but bad. So, this is what I spend my time doing when

2002-02-26T17:24:00.000-08:00

I didn't write this, but I just always thought it was really funny: "So yesterday I'm walking over to 7-Eleven to get my late-afternoon suger rush when a truck passing me on the street hits a bump -- and a small girl comes flying out the back. She lands on the street, and the cars following the truck slow down and stop and wait for her to get out of their way. I run over and gingerly move her

2002-02-25T21:10:00.000-08:00

There's a "floor meeting" right now... I'm ditching it! Hahaha! Suckers! Now, I'm like the cool kids that don't go to the meetings! Score! This is a sunset shot taken from the window of my friend's room. It seems that the hilltop dorms have a better view than us ghetto halls... We see the cafeteria or the road, depending on the side of building -- all the while, they have foliage and trees

2002-02-24T23:12:00.000-08:00

It's freakin' 15 degrees outside, and I feel like strangling someone right now... Living by my words that randomness is key: Is this a picture of a partial ocular albino? Or, just me jocking around with a flashlight...? When I wear my Reel Big Fish sweatshirt, this is what I see when I look down:

2002-02-22T23:24:00.000-08:00

Friday Night: 1. A whole bunch of goofy doggies. But, none as good as my own. 2. Enough mexican food to make you puke, served up [in record time, I might add] by Oscar, the authentic Mexican. 3. After dinner Daily Grind coffee, and a few rounds of Connect Four! I kicked their sorry asses! 4. Mardi Gras Carnivale: Toilet go-cart racing [I lost, miserably], bungee cord "racing" (?) [I lost,

2002-02-21T18:54:00.000-08:00

I've noticed that this has become somewhat more of a picture based weblog. I think that my love for the written word has been stunted by the excitement of the digital camera. But, I think my obsessions with weird words is budding again. Pretty soon, the pictures will be accompanied with more witty captions... but for now: Is this too much ketchup? Nope, I'm afraid it's just the right amount

2002-02-21T15:46:00.000-08:00

There are some things you'd only like to experience once in a lifetime. Unfortunately, they may happen twice in the span of a week. A twisted saga of highs and lows. A deep sea of despair associated with a busted ego balloon. Then, there's the ego boosting confidence builder of, " ha-ha-ha-haaa-ha, I did better than yoooou did!" Anyway... I sent an email to my Genetics professor explaining

2002-02-19T17:53:00.000-08:00

You know all is right with the world when you can snap a shot like this: Today, I was obsessed with my keys...

2002-02-18T14:59:00.000-08:00

Do you know this person? First of all, only my grandma still thinks I have another 'S' in my first name. And, never in my 19 years of walking around on this earth has ANYBODY put an 'A' in front of my last name. Unadulterated madness!

2002-02-17T18:51:00.000-08:00

I'm in love with my camera -- as you could probably tell with the sudden onslaught of images you've experienced... And here's another - a pretty pretty flower.

2002-02-15T18:54:00.000-08:00

WARNING: high levels of extreme cuteness is about to be viewed by you... Here is my sweet little australian shepherd, Daisy, as a puppy... approx. 4 months old. If you don't go, "awww, how cute!" this is what I say to you:

2002-02-14T18:11:00.000-08:00

Sometimes, when I get bored, I like to fill my eyelids with air. Or, I make faces at myself: *You know something is horribly wrong with the test when a 48% can be a C... but, it worked out good for me!

2002-02-12T23:08:00.000-08:00

What's that? You want to see more pictures of Pullman? Well, okay! Here's a Pullman sunset. Here's a Buffalo. I like the phone jack by his feet. Here's a Ram... Studly. Now comes the glorious world that is the 12th floor of the Webster Physical Science building... The fabulous 70's decor. Check out that Lamp... The lamp shade is fuzzy, and totally classy. This is the guy worthy enough to be

2002-02-12T18:21:00.000-08:00

This is the ugly plastic couch in the women's bathroom on the 4th floor of the Fulmer chemistry building. We got kicked out of a classroom we were working in and when we had to find another place to finish our chem labs we remembered that there was a couch in the bathroom! So we went! Skipping to my loo, all the way to the loo! After we sat down, we thought it was kind of odd that the couch

2002-02-11T17:24:00.000-08:00

Physics Chatter: Referring to professor: "God! He's such a freakin' -- [reaches over to bag] -- what do I have in here that's big and sharp? I need to throw something!"

2002-02-11T17:21:00.000-08:00

Our soon-to-be HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! We're so giddy with anticipation and excitment that it disgusts me... We basically signed the lease today. We just need to sign our checks, cross our t's, dot our lower case j's, send those puppies in, and then we're in next May the 22nd. Mother of Crap! I can't wait.

2002-02-10T11:43:00.000-08:00

I always feel a sense of, "no shit?" whenever I overhear someone say something that I thought only I did. Like when after hearing a weird phrase or joining of words, you turn to someone and say, "That'd be a good name for a band...", or, "That's your new nick-name..." Examples? -- Phucked by an Elephant -- Guy Worthey [all girl band] -- anything with "fan[s]" involved... * Homer Fan[s]

2002-02-09T13:54:00.000-08:00

All I want to do this saturday is kick back and eat some birthday cake. Not necessarily because it's anyone's birthday, just because birthday cake sounds really good right now. Preferably a white Costco cake with buttercream filling. Maybe it'll have an ugly ass clown, or a gay-pride rainbow scribbled in frosting on the top. Either way, it spells "gooooood eatin'"! Maybe I'll convince some

2002-02-07T21:15:00.000-08:00

We've made a pact. A pact that at the end of the semester we're having a bonfire. A BIG bonfire and we're tossing in our physics books... See you in hell physics book...

2002-02-06T11:39:00.000-08:00

I just got word that the illustrious Carrot Top is going to be performing at Beasley Coliseum on Feb. 15th. I don't know whether to start vomitting uncontrollably, or go buy tickets. Because really, when am I ever going have another chance to see Carrot Top? But, as I continue to think about it, Carrot Top is one of the most annoying damn people on earth... I think I'd rather pay the

2002-02-05T16:29:00.000-08:00

Being the sniveling snot-nosed punk that I am, I originally was going to post a complaint about my life. But, instead of talking about how my life was one big chemistry lab, and that I'd like to scoop out my eyes with melon ballers and fill the empty pits of despair with assorted fruit snacks and jolly ranchers, that physics is one big, never ending, crap-fest with a guy that won't juggle fire

2002-02-04T23:23:00.000-08:00

Okay everyone, turn up your volumes - seriously - click on: http://www.polysonic.net/happy.html And I cannot stress this enough, turn up your volume...

2002-02-04T13:31:00.000-08:00

People who know me know that I have an obsession with Tenacious D. I've known about these rock gods for about year now, and yes, I have grown quite fond of them. How can you not love these guys? Anyway, I've always thought it to be weird when you've known about something for a while (you may become "obsessed") and then all of a sudden it becomes really popular to people who know nothing about

2002-02-02T01:15:00.000-08:00

When you wake up in the morning with a horrible pain in your shoulder just remember: A human was not meant to lick his/her own elbow.

2002-02-01T12:19:00.000-08:00

I got this mysterious email the other day. This is it, in it's entirety: "You were chosen to receive this introductory email. A major film entertainment company is casting for extras in the Washington State University area for an upcoming film. We will need to have your submission within the next fifteen (15) days for consideration. We need females aged 18-28 for extras non-speaking parts.

2002-01-31T21:30:00.000-08:00

Cold pullman morning turned into a cold pullman night... and out come the crazies: The snow boobs were funny.

2002-01-31T13:09:00.000-08:00

COLD pullman morning... one hill out of the many that offer "certain death" for wazzu students.

2002-01-30T22:54:00.000-08:00

Smile BIG! Daisy says you can all just sniff her butt!

2002-01-29T17:37:00.000-08:00

It's beginning. Chem labs, are beginning. Honestly, I do not see the real purpose of having organic chemistry labs be so groin-grabbingly complex, long, difficult, messy, and boring. I think I could learn more from a drunk monkey writing chemical equations on the sidewalk with his own feces than I could from setting forth on a lab where I don't know what the broseph I'm doing. From time to

2002-01-29T17:26:00.000-08:00

Me: "Look, that whole family died in 1918?" Friend #1: "Whoa, yeah." Me: "And, look how long the Queen lived. BUT, look at how young her kids died!" F #1: "Hmmm..." Me: "She didn't like her kids, so she killed them..." F #1: "*gasp* That bitch!" Friend #2: "What are you guys talking about?" Me: "Murder." F #2: "Oh."

2002-01-28T12:23:00.000-08:00

Suzy's list of tasty things on the Washington State University campus: 1.) Flix's [Ferdinand's shake base] strawberry milkshakes. I've mentioned them before, and I'm pretty sure I'll mention them again later. I'm pretty sure I'd moon the president for a Flix strawberry milkshake. Flix, all around, is just a pretty tasty place. Dudes, even the juke box is totally kick ass. 2.) Chewy

2002-01-27T19:07:00.000-08:00

word, homies. me and some friends went to scope out a house today. it kicked some serious house ass. 4 bedroom 1 pissroom [yeah, only 1 bathroom kinda irked me], hardwood floors, spacious quarters, and dog compliant! seriously, chester, we fell in love. it's all i can think about now. i hope-i hope-i hope we get that house. i can just see it now - we're all chillaxin in our backyard, bbq

2002-01-26T23:22:00.000-08:00

well, i've been here for 2 weeks. too bad it feels like 200 weeks. time used to be going by so fast. but now, every day feels like 2 days. like today, for instance, felt like 2 days. and the day before that - well, that felt like 4 days. thursday was nice, so that - that felt like just a day. but, every day before that felt like a week and a few days. so, altogether that adds up to more

2002-01-23T17:27:00.000-08:00

Formerly Oracle at Delphi -- I shall now be known as Delusions of Grandeur or. D.O.G. Daddy likes?

2002-01-23T11:49:00.000-08:00

yesterday on my way to phys lab, i saw a "stain" on the door of the elevator that resembled Mr. T -- and he was looking at me. staring me down and then taunting me by shouting, "i pity the foo' who has to go to physics lab at 7pm! i do! i pity the foo'!" "cram it!" i cry with quiver in my lip, "cram it, Mr. T!" today the "stain" looked more like a pile of puke. good riddance, you son of a