so, this might be it. this might be the rebirthing of the whole damn thing... sans afterbirth, thank god.

tonight was... amazing. amazing! simply and forthrightly.

tons of beer, dear; a couple hot dogs, you hog; a few smokes, my bloke; and a 1/2 hour or so of the hookah, i love chalupas!

the best part? learning that a new friend of a friend realizes that discussing things with initial friend is impossible... her exact words: "i'm speechless. i used to have a thing for him... but now...? give me a drag of that cigarette."

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i awoke this morning with a headache that would dwarf the intensity of richard simmons; it felt like badgers were inside my skull tugging shamelessly on my optic nerves. but, to complicate matters, i noticed that my tortoises were partaking in weird activities. now, tortoises are funny to begin with, they just are - you have to admit, but when i focused my throbing eyes i noticed just exactly what the weird activities were -- aspergillus was mounting astragalus! what depravity! i'll admit that i have never seen tortoises attempting to do the nasty - except for those pictures on the internet - so i wasn't sure if this was actually an intimate moment for them or not. upon closer examination i saw that aspergillus was doing something that looked sinful enough, but he was sideways on astragalus, and therefore making no progress at all... nice try little fella. so, i guess they are gay.


Slapped up here on 9/11/2005 12:04:00 AM by: Me, Suzy...