what is wrong with me? i said that i would update frequently, but i am a jackass. however, i have much material for today...

my world civ prof told us that he would occasionally throw up on the over head at the end of class... but, he said further that he would throw up on the overhead at the end of class a QUIZ... i really wish that he meant that he would vomit on the overhead...

speaking of vomit -- i almost do that on my way to class in the morning... aside from it being a 18 min walk totally uphill in 80-90 degree temps, the abundance of squashed squirrels in the road is enough to make you sick.

also, it is my friends 20th birthday [on the 26th of june]. to celebrate, we got drunk and sick. upon taking the dogs out to piss, we witnessed some weirdos playing some weirdo game in the park. the game involved someone sitting in a wheelchair in the middle of the park while the others hid. then, the person in the wheelchair got out of the wheelchair and started looking for the people. we first contemplated ratting out the hiders - basically telling the seeker where the people were. then, we discussed the possibility of stealing the abandoned wheelchair and screaming "Shiiikaaakaaaa!!" as we made our way back to our house with our loot. but, we were too occupied with laughing about the plan to actually carry it out.



Slapped up here on 6/27/2002 12:07:00 AM by: Me, Suzy...