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Violently agitated and highly implacable, I savor the time in my unproductive hour. My hypothetical fortune, it's like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning.
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Wednesday, May 1
I am sure that most regular American citizens don't spend hours watching animal planet at their friends dorm room. However, have I ever claimed to be regular?
This afternoon we were watching "The Jeff Corwin Experience". Jeff Corwin is pretty obnoxious. He's also pretty funny sometimes though. In this particular episode Jeff was in Thailand and visiting the elephants. They were baby elephants and they were damn ugly. When elephants are babies they have this weird hair stuff going on - it looks goofy. Anyway, the baby elephants were really curious too, and their trunks were wandering like no other. A lot of the times the trunks headed straight for the crotch area of Jeff. Jeff tried to divert the trunk so it wouldn't ... well... yeah. And, as he was blocking the elephants attempt to goose him, Jeff exclaimed, "I said I would give you some peanuts!!" It was highly unexpected, but highly amusing. Slapped up here on 5/01/2002 09:04:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...
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