Funny, I've heard that April showers bring May flowers, but what do unannounced May snow flurries bring? Oh, that's right - homicidal rage...


Slapped up here on 5/07/2002 01:34:00 AM by: Me, Suzy...

Finals week:

I was in the library intently watching this guy who was intently staring at a substantial stack of stapled papers [this was in substitute of me actually reading my own hefty stack of stapled papers]. I begin to wonder how we can even motivate ourselves to do this junk -- walk up to the library to get some peace and quiet so we can dive into a stack of random papers riddled with uncertain inky notes scribbled one late night while on a caffienated buzz.

I can't speak for the poofy hair guy, but my given material has in no way advanced my life. It is just complicated facts that were "graciously dumbed down" by the professor, but it still didn't help. Why are all the good classes so few and far between?

It was obvious by his restlessness that he didn't want to be there. It was obvious by my lack of spirit that I didn't want to be there. But, we can't afford to be anywhere else, so we uncap our pens, settle in, and stay put -- hoping that whatever amount of effort that is put forth will pay off...


Slapped up here on 5/06/2002 07:16:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

One of the many reasons why I love the simpsons:




Slapped up here on 5/05/2002 09:05:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

There's nothing that is a bigger waste of time than downloading comedy bits. However, I like to waste time and thus like to download comedy bits.

One comedian who is actually easier to like when you only listen to him is Eddie Izzard. This guy is a British transvestite and is funny as all hell. He makes one butt ass ugly woman, so just listening to his stuff is much less disturbing than having to watch him deliver is comedy.

I just acquired a Steve Martin clip in which he talks about college and what you get out of it. It's pretty good. It's completely true too. He comments on how something like geology is easily forgotten because it's just facts, but with philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life. You'll ponder such religious questions such as, "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

Later on, an audience member makes a stupid random comment/request and in response Steve says, "I remember when I had my first beer..."


Slapped up here on 5/04/2002 11:44:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

There's this girl in my genetics class who looks like Jennifer Grey back in the Dirty Dancing days. Every day I fight the urge to turn around and say, "No one puts Baby in a corner."

Genetics is a weird class - I hate it, actually, and I'm glad it's over. Today we filled out evaluations for our professor. I was not nice. I complained about everything from his 'white noise' voice to his illegible handwriting. I really should have complained more about things that have nothing to do with how the prof teaches... But, it's the truth that a professor's appearance makes an impact on the delivery and effectiveness of lecture. Like, how much his thinning hair bugs me, or how I hate that he wears the same cargo-ish pants to every lecture - it's disturbing and thus distracting! And I gave him a taste of his own medicine, on the evaluation I wrote the following --

This class was:
A.) Fun.
B.) Boring and complicated.
C.) Horrible and unfascinating.
D.) Hell on earth.
E.) A and B
F.) B, C, and D.

I circled (F) and turned the evaluation in...


Slapped up here on 5/03/2002 12:29:00 AM by: Me, Suzy...

As the title says, I am almost on vacation. When I am at home I think the posts will cease. It just gets too hard to find the time and the material to post. However, I do return to a school setting in mid June. Do you think you'd come back and visit o@d over the summer time? I'd be glad to post my summer antics over here in Pullman if youse guys wanted to see it. I think only 2 people actually read this bunk, so I'm talking to you two...


Slapped up here on 5/02/2002 01:40:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

I am sure that most regular American citizens don't spend hours watching animal planet at their friends dorm room. However, have I ever claimed to be regular?
This afternoon we were watching "The Jeff Corwin Experience". Jeff Corwin is pretty obnoxious. He's also pretty funny sometimes though. In this particular episode Jeff was in Thailand and visiting the elephants. They were baby elephants and they were damn ugly. When elephants are babies they have this weird hair stuff going on - it looks goofy. Anyway, the baby elephants were really curious too, and their trunks were wandering like no other. A lot of the times the trunks headed straight for the crotch area of Jeff. Jeff tried to divert the trunk so it wouldn't ... well... yeah. And, as he was blocking the elephants attempt to goose him, Jeff exclaimed, "I said I would give you some peanuts!!"

It was highly unexpected, but highly amusing.


Slapped up here on 5/01/2002 09:04:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

Look! You can add comments! This could be cool... but it could also back-fire if nobody comments on anything. So, I suggest that you comment on everything!


Slapped up here on 5/01/2002 01:54:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...