Today is almost still Saturday. For dinner subway tonight is what I had. Nose prints on corrective lenses followed by excessive gas. I might want a future turtle by the name of Jeffery P. Jones. But, do I want the responsibility of telling people that I have a turtle named Jeff? And that I named him after my chemistry teacher? My very own Coke cooler cup says that I am #1 - although the 'S's are backwards - I acquired this for my good deed. 48 hr showers conserve shampoo. If I ever am in trouble, I am only going to a "professional mall". Dockers, flat-front khakis. I had the audacity to try and explain the concept of a "Randy Van Someren". 3 weeks till Tenacious D. 1 week till Bill Cosby. I'm not going to see Bill Cosby. I am going to see the D. Can you hold this, so I can lick my car key?

No matter what anybody says, sobriety is just as inebriating.


Slapped up here on 4/06/2002 11:40:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...