[o@d] Unattainable Laxation

Thursday, April 4


"My soul is like a toy that never breaks!"
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I was watching a special about Sasquatch the other day. Actually, it was about a week ago. But, I had totally forgotten about it until I was contemplating the never ending search for him. Now, I think this was just an everyday, run of the mill, Sasquatch show except for one special detail - it featured the expert opinion of Washington State University professor, Grover Krantz. I was floored when I heard that there was actually an "expert" on Sasquatch on my campus, mine! There was footage of Grover talking about feet [note: there was a substantial mole located on Grover's brow, right between the eyes], and also footage of him mimicking the Sass gait on the mall! I was like, "No WAY! I've walked right there! Several times!" Maybe I should walk down the mall like Sass one day too...
Since I was pretty psyched, following the viewing of this informational program I looked up good ol' Grover on the WSU directory. And, I'm sad to say that Grover is no longer a professor at WSU. Rather, he is living in Port Angeles... and hopefully still in search of the everloving Sasquatch. God speed, little buddy...



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