Moly! I am a virtual genius. It's not a well known fact that I own a kung-fu hamster [people really should keep things like these very hush-hush], and it's an even lesser known fact that I thought he was a gimp. He never "danced" like the other kung-fu hamsters did... and I always felt bad for him. Well, I replaced his 3 AAA batteries recently to pep him up a bit [he was losing his pizzaz], and I tried to show him how all the other hamsters do their "thang". As I was violently pushing and pulling his little hamster arms to and fro, and yelling, "Dance, you little bastard, dance!" the little bastard actually started dancing! Go, kung-fu hamster, go!

I think I've found my purpose in life.

If any of you out there have a deviant kung-fu hamster, give me a buzz, and I'll set 'em straight.


Slapped up here on 4/12/2002 01:09:00 AM by: Me, Suzy...