I need your help. Never before have I asked anything of you, but now I will. We need a couch, people. Desperately. And, we found one. A good one. In fact, it is quite possibly the most comfortable couch that I have ever rested my ass on. The problem? It costs $900.00 samolians. That's a lot of kablingie. So, I ask of you to donate $5-$10 into the "In Need Of A Couch" fund. INOAC will then thankfully repay you by allowing you to rest your ass on the couch when the need arises. Also, a picture could be taken of you sitting on said couch. There is no guarantee that you will receive the picture in the future, but it's the thought that counts.

So, the next time you go out and are thinking about blowing $5-$10 on a hat for your monkey, just remember that monkeys don't like wearing hats, and then put that money back in your fanny pack and say to your self, "I think I'll donate this cash flow to INOAC." You won't regret it!

Even though INOAC does not promote hatless monkeys running around America, we don't like being couchless either...




Slapped up here on 4/30/2002 04:25:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...