| [o@d] Unattainable Laxation |
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Violently agitated and highly implacable, I savor the time in my unproductive hour. My hypothetical fortune, it's like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning.
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Sunday, March 24
Alright. It's over. But, even though spring break was a break from school, that doesn't mean I didn't learn a few things...
1. Windsheild wipers, although handy and efficient, are simply a luxury. 2. Don't trust people with lazy eyes. Or, at least don't trust old stubborn people with lazy eyes that talk to you like you're an idiot when it's them that's really the idiot and they also work at the electronics department at the Wal-Mart in Oak Harbor, WA... Because they just might erase your digital pictures of you standing by the Oscar Mayer weinermobile and the pictures of your dog wearing your socks. I'm so enraged! 3. You can never really be sure of other people's opinions about you. Some may think you spend your vacation putting firecrackers in garbage cans. 4. The pet store is most of the time as good as going to the zoo. 5. The snow seems to follow me... 6. Dogs look better in human clothing. 7. I LOVE being a bum. Slapped up here on 3/24/2002 06:37:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...
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