| [o@d] Unattainable Laxation |
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Violently agitated and highly implacable, I savor the time in my unproductive hour. My hypothetical fortune, it's like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning.
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Wednesday, February 6
I just got word that the illustrious Carrot Top is going to be performing at Beasley Coliseum on Feb. 15th. I don't know whether to start vomitting uncontrollably, or go buy tickets. Because really, when am I ever going have another chance to see Carrot Top? But, as I continue to think about it, Carrot Top is one of the most annoying damn people on earth...
I think I'd rather pay the god-awful amount of $22.50 to have the chance to cold-cock that little rat right in his big mouthed face. Slapped up here on 2/06/2002 11:39:00 AM by: Me, Suzy...
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