CANADA - the land of opportunity, and beer!

the top ten things i will take away from our adventures in canada:

1. i will never look at a rold gold pretzels bag the same way ever again. and if the rold gold bag should get full, just dump it out in the bushes at the chevron station. no one will see you...
2. dried vomit can be really hard to clean off of your glasses lenses.
3. cars and elevators can make you nauseated, be sure to have a garbage bag handy for heavy heaving.
4. price on the street for a bottle of rum: $20 canadian - hmm, good to know...
5. don't count on remembering anything.
6. don't say, "if i was a terrorist i would blow up the peach arch!" when crossing the border.
7. harry potter knows who george w. is.
8. "The BLLLAAAAAAAAARRNEY STONE!"
9. impaired judgement - an unfortunate side effect of canada.
10. it took aboot 4 hrs to get there, and 1 hr to get back [i fell asleep in the car for a few hours... did i fall asleep, or did i pass out?]



Slapped up here on 1/12/2002 07:27:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...