Cold pullman morning turned into a cold pullman night... and out come the crazies:

The snow boobs were funny.





Slapped up here on 1/31/2002 09:30:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

COLD pullman morning... one hill out of the many that offer "certain death" for wazzu students.


Slapped up here on 1/31/2002 01:09:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

Smile BIG! Daisy says you can all just sniff her butt!



Slapped up here on 1/30/2002 10:54:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

It's beginning. Chem labs, are beginning. Honestly, I do not see the real purpose of having organic chemistry labs be so groin-grabbingly complex, long, difficult, messy, and boring. I think I could learn more from a drunk monkey writing chemical equations on the sidewalk with his own feces than I could from setting forth on a lab where I don't know what the broseph I'm doing.

From time to time I catch myself eyeing the 6mL of 6M hydrochloric acid wishing I could just fling that stuff into my eyes to end all the madness! But, my $3 goggles would defer the acid. Drat! Those nut-bar chemists don't leave a calcium chloride pellet unturned!


Slapped up here on 1/29/2002 05:37:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

Me: "Look, that whole family died in 1918?"
Friend #1: "Whoa, yeah."
Me: "And, look how long the Queen lived. BUT, look at how young her kids died!"
F #1: "Hmmm..."
Me: "She didn't like her kids, so she killed them..."
F #1: "*gasp* That bitch!"
Friend #2: "What are you guys talking about?"
Me: "Murder."
F #2: "Oh."


Slapped up here on 1/29/2002 05:26:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

Suzy's list of tasty things on the Washington State University campus:

1.) Flix's [Ferdinand's shake base] strawberry milkshakes. I've mentioned them before, and I'm pretty sure I'll mention them again later. I'm pretty sure I'd moon the president for a Flix strawberry milkshake. Flix, all around, is just a pretty tasty place. Dudes, even the juke box is totally kick ass.

2.) Chewy granola bars with tidbits of Butterfinger scattered throughout. They're damn good, but I'd probably only moon a high school principal for one of these.

3.) Peaches and Cream yogurt cups at Roto. They are quite possilbly the tastiest thing to ever exist on the cafeteria premises.

4.) The orange 70s-esqe chairs the physics building sports up on the 12th floor. I plan on stealing one one day. They are "ultra-chic", just like me...

5.) The new building, CUE [Center for Undergraduate Education]. Darla and I went in one night and gave ourselves a tour. The lecture halls are "tricked-out", as they say in the 'hood. Each chair has an outlet and a place to hook up your laptop to the ethernet (I think). In any event, it's totally rad. And, it doesn't smell like "education" yet, it's still new.

6.) Last, but not least, is the Taco Bell express. Even though sometimes it's not so express - but, this one is pretty self explanatory.


Slapped up here on 1/28/2002 12:23:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

word, homies. me and some friends went to scope out a house today. it kicked some serious house ass. 4 bedroom 1 pissroom [yeah, only 1 bathroom kinda irked me], hardwood floors, spacious quarters, and dog compliant! seriously, chester, we fell in love. it's all i can think about now. i hope-i hope-i hope we get that house. i can just see it now - we're all chillaxin in our backyard, bbq grilling up some delish grub, chilled beverage of your choice in hand, toes tappin' to the tasty tunes, and the sun shining down on us baking us in the pullman temperatures - ahhh. you're all invited by the way.


Slapped up here on 1/27/2002 07:07:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

well, i've been here for 2 weeks. too bad it feels like 200 weeks. time used to be going by so fast. but now, every day feels like 2 days. like today, for instance, felt like 2 days. and the day before that - well, that felt like 4 days. thursday was nice, so that - that felt like just a day. but, every day before that felt like a week and a few days. so, altogether that adds up to more than just 2 weeks. i think i have it written down somewhere if you wanted to take a look at it...


Slapped up here on 1/26/2002 11:22:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

Formerly Oracle at Delphi -- I shall now be known as Delusions of Grandeur or. D.O.G. Daddy likes?


Slapped up here on 1/23/2002 05:27:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

yesterday on my way to phys lab, i saw a "stain" on the door of the elevator that resembled Mr. T -- and he was looking at me. staring me down and then taunting me by shouting, "i pity the foo' who has to go to physics lab at 7pm! i do! i pity the foo'!"
"cram it!" i cry with quiver in my lip, "cram it, Mr. T!"

today the "stain" looked more like a pile of puke. good riddance, you son of a bitch...


Slapped up here on 1/23/2002 11:49:00 AM by: Me, Suzy...

comedians are funny:
"some day, i'd like to see a forklift carrying some forks - man, it'd be so damn literal!"
"It's dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're being cocky. 'Look what I got, motherfucker!'"
"I played golf. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'fore,' but I was too busy saying, 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him.'"
"I wish I could play Little League now. I could kick some fucking ass. I'd be way better than before."
"Every time I shave I assume there's someone else on the planet that's shaving so I say, 'I'm gonna go shave...too.'"
"I had some Fritos one time. They were Texas Grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah. Reminds me of summer, we'd fire up the grill, and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, 'You better flip that Frito dad...you know how I like it.'"
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."

these quotes come from the wicked mind of Mitch Hedberg.



Slapped up here on 1/22/2002 04:12:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

chemistry [of the organic variety] is an amazing class. although, it does depend on the teacher you have. my prof this semester thinks it's only necessary to teach us practical chemistry - so as we can make lava lamps if we want to, and know how to save our friends if they are suffering from aspirin toxicity... later on, he taught us how to make crack cocaine.


Slapped up here on 1/18/2002 11:55:00 AM by: Me, Suzy...

the thing about knowing that the toilet's broken is that you can only figure it out after it's too late...




Slapped up here on 1/17/2002 03:44:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

there's no worse characteristic in a prof than having them give you an ongoing commentary of what they are doing:

"Um, over here I have the numbers written down, so I will just take a peek... Ahh, yes, - 0.41 N."
"I'll just set my pen down here a minute while I set up this demo."
"I'll just move my notes over to here so I can read them better..."
"If you'll hold on one moment - Don't be alarmed, but i'm going to reach around behind my back, and into my pants. I have to pick a wedgie out of my ass crack."
"For your information, I feel a great urge to pass gass. I'll excuse myself into the back room so I can cut a big juicy one."

but, if the prof did let us in on gross bits of information, maybe it would make physics more entertaining.


Slapped up here on 1/16/2002 04:34:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

i'm tired. it's only tuesday, but i'm tired. i'm ready for school to be over now.

assumptions about, and knicknames for my teachers after one class:
organic chemistry: "jeff-jonessss" seems too cool to be a chemistry geek.
economics: "kuzyk rhymes with music" former hippie, but nothing controversial as of yet.
physics: "big head" fancyboy, somewhat of a push-over.
genetics: "thorg" gay?
+++
when i got up this morning, i thought it was summer. it felt like summer... it didn't help that it was like 90 degrees in my room. it's 26 degrees outside. some freaking summer... i'm ready for school to be over now.


Slapped up here on 1/15/2002 01:03:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...

CANADA - the land of opportunity, and beer!

the top ten things i will take away from our adventures in canada:

1. i will never look at a rold gold pretzels bag the same way ever again. and if the rold gold bag should get full, just dump it out in the bushes at the chevron station. no one will see you...
2. dried vomit can be really hard to clean off of your glasses lenses.
3. cars and elevators can make you nauseated, be sure to have a garbage bag handy for heavy heaving.
4. price on the street for a bottle of rum: $20 canadian - hmm, good to know...
5. don't count on remembering anything.
6. don't say, "if i was a terrorist i would blow up the peach arch!" when crossing the border.
7. harry potter knows who george w. is.
8. "The BLLLAAAAAAAAARRNEY STONE!"
9. impaired judgement - an unfortunate side effect of canada.
10. it took aboot 4 hrs to get there, and 1 hr to get back [i fell asleep in the car for a few hours... did i fall asleep, or did i pass out?]



Slapped up here on 1/12/2002 07:27:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...