Stop the lecture!

lectures are almost stopped! pretty soon i will see the end of the hell that has been my life for the past three and a half months. i haven't learned much - but boy howdy, i haven't learned much...

hmm.... but what have i learned exactly?

1. chemistry goggles only come in handy to keep the snow out of your eyes.
2. a picture of a prolapsed rectum really resembles a cinnamon bun.
3. cheese and crackers, a bag of skittles, and chocomilk constitutes a well balanced meal.
4. push eventually comes to shove.
5. apparently, newton was wrong.
6. my bladder can hold an amazing amount of fluid.
7. people are jerks.
8. when they say, "slippery when wet" they mean slippery when wet...
9. if i tried, i could probably eat a ball point pen.
10. subway delivers -- enough said.


Slapped up here on 12/12/2001 10:54:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...