[o@d] Unattainable Laxation

Friday, December 7


nice people are nice. aren't they? just like strawberry milkshakes [and we all know how good they are] nice people rarely ever go bad. they rarely ever get annoying. hardly ever throw a snowball at you hoping to hit you in the neck. i like that. they have that nice combination of sweetness and comfort. they don't bitch that much, and if they won the lottery i'm sure they'd give you a cut of the prize money. i'm talking about both nice people and milkshakes. the best part, though, is dumping a milkshake on a nice person's head to see what they do: apologize for enticing the rude act [this would be david penrod] or bitch slap you [amanda rodda, if she was nice]...?




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