[o@d] Unattainable Laxation

Sunday, December 2


i am one messy messy man. or girl. let me run down a list of things that exist JUST on my desk area:

1. pens and pencils
2. batteries [used and new, 15 in all]
3. scotch tape dispenser
4. mr. pibb bottle [full] i already got rid of the empty ones
5. notebook with cougar insignia
6. remote control [one for tv and one for the stereo]
7. keebler club & cheddar crackers
8. loose change
9. post its with phone numbers and other things to do that i haven't yet
10. cd cases
11. digital camera
12. bank deposit receipt
14. the daily evergreen from a few days ago
15. extra credit assignment for philosophy
16. hackysack i throw against the wall to let out some anger
17. gum
18. rolaids
19. pictures
20. my softball necklace
21. ear-rings
22. computer monitor [plus mouse and speakers] on the monitor is kung-fu hamster and the green army man i found at the beach over the summer
23. stamps
24. plug in adaptor for a cd player
25. 2 stuffed dogs i received as gifts
26. a bag i used to carry my stuff to the concert last night.
27. and, ooh! i just spotted a paperclip.


okay, so that's it. it's not including the stuff on the upper shelf of my desk. if i were to type that down, my fingers would cramp up and i'd have to soak them in a warm bath for a few hours.



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