i've been doing some thinking about my future. where i could tolerate living, what i really want to do with my time and money. should i save up for a mansion and take the bus? or live in a trailer and ride in style in a dune buggy, or on a killer moped? hmmm... am i going to buy generic pop, or name brand. ha, what a stupid question. it's only name brand for me! okay what about entertainment? i can't entertain myself all the time. i'm going to need a satellite dish AND a dvd player. complete with a collection of jim carrey movies [insert knowledgeable nod here]. i want a 100 gallon fish tank. a foosball table. and an ugly plaid couch with an ugly multi-colored afghan thrown over the back. now also, i'm going to need a yard big enough to satisfy my 20 dogs and enough litter boxes to sustain my 50 cats. also, all those pets are going to make too much excrement for me to handle, so i'm going to need to hire some serfs to clean up after them. then there's the problem of having enough food to feed them all [animals and serfs]... um, i'll just have figure that out later. okay, so many things about the future are uncertain and scary. but, one thing is for sure, i want to have a refrigerator with see-through doors. just like in the grocery store. sliding or swing doors, no preference.


Slapped up here on 11/02/2001 05:37:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...