i feel i need to expand WSU's description.

WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY
Want to major in agriculture? Do you like cheese? Do you like to watch wheat grow? Ever want to drink a lot of cheap beer? Every weekend? Do you like passing out? In your own vomit? Every weekend? Do you love walking up hills in the wind? Rain? Snow? Does freezing your ass off sound intriguing? How about 30 degree weather outside and 90 degree heat inside? Do you think squirrels are cute? How about 3000 squirrels? Do low quality college cable tv shows make you laugh? Feel the uncanny urge to go sledding on cafeteria trays at the golf course? Do you want to go a university located close to another university with people just as unemployable as you? [ha ha! take that Idaho!] Don't you think it's DAMN cool to be a coug? I thought so...
Come to WAZZU!! There are no bums littering the streets and no old people clogging up our roadways.



Slapped up here on 10/31/2001 07:58:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...