here's a good joke:

there were 3 old guys in a doctors office. the doctor wanted to ask each of them the same question and see what there answer was. [probably determining if they were going senile] so, the doctor asked the 1st guy, "what's 3 times 3?"
and the old dude said, "274!"
"okaaay..." said the doctor and he moved on to the next guy. "what's 3 times 3?" he asked.
the next old guy cried, "monday!!"
"riiiight..." said the doctor and he then went on to the last old guy. he finally asked him, "what's 3 times 3?"
"nine." said the old guy.
"wow, that's right!" exclaimed the doctor, "how'd you know that?"
"simple, you just take 274 and minus monday."


Slapped up here on 10/30/2001 04:34:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...