broken promises don't upset me.
i just think, why did they believe me?
--jack handey

things to think about and be happy:

1. miniature staplers
2. bendy straws
3. "eyes on the copy, strictly for speed..."
4. a dog wearing glasses
5. monkey buisness
6. lemmings
7. repeatedly saying the word "thwack!"
8. sea monkeys
9. catching a dogfish [this may only apply to me]
10. asdf;lkjasdf;lkjasdf;lkjasdf;lkjasdf
11. giant rubberbands
12. old guys with enormous glasses
13. suzy driving a rascal while repeatedly saying the word, "thwack" and chasing an old guy with enormous glasses carrying some sea monkeys that are using miniature staplers to staple pictures together of dogs wearing glasses catching dogfish with lemmings drinking from bendy straws while participating in some monkey business with a giant rubber band while keeping their eyes on the copy, and typing, "asdf;lkjasdf;lkjasdf" strictly for speed.

and they said it couldn't be done.


Slapped up here on 10/05/2001 04:49:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...