[o@d] Unattainable Laxation

Tuesday, October 16


--at fridays kickass show. concert. gig. rock show. gigantic jackass display of mucky muck[?]:
me: "it's really weird to be here. and to be around a bunch of kids a few years younger than me. it's making me nervous!"
scott: "but suzy, you look younger than all of them!"
me: "hahaha, shut up! a college sophomore does not want to look younger than high school kids."
scott: "you look like a fetus compared to them."
--scott then rolls up into a fetal postition and, imitating a fetal suzy, says, "why does everyone keep saying that?!"
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--suzy spots a large darkhaired ponytailed giant.
me: "that. guy. is. HUGE! he could pummel all of us!"
scott: "his name is pam."
me: "pam, the pummeler?"
scott: "yes, exactly."
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when i see someone eating a banana with a g.d. spoon, i have to laugh. because, c'mon - get a life, weirdo!
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ok, so i'm a little rusty. being home was fun and being back at school sucks large salty ones. the only thing that's left to say is: "bring on thanksgive, i'm more than ready. countdown has commenced, T - minus 32 days..."



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