"that was just the beginning! let's get crazy again!"
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i've found that my walks to class, to the store, or to t-bell for some grubbage, consist of trying to find the most efficient, fastest, easiest, way to get there. sometimes i have no choice, for instance, the badass webster is right across the street. but other times, i'm deciding whether or not to cut through buildings, through grass, take stairs or hills. yes, that is quite a pickle... hills or stairs... it's all about experimentation, really. sometimes i stand at a 'fork' in my road, put a finger to my mouth in contemplation, and take a chance:
"i could cut through fulmer, or i could go either left or right... by todd? [sigh] why is bryan so far away? hmm, i should just walk past stimson and not McCoy... yeah, yeah that sounds good."
it actually sounds like i'm stuck in a sitcom plot where i'm trying to go on dates with multiple guys [with odd names] at the same time, w/none of them being the wiser. my friend, becky, or kelly, or chrissy, is trying to coach me through, but our shananagins only get us deeper into trouble...
or, sometimes i picture it like i'm a running back, heading for the endzone. i'll stiffarm or clothesline some innocent bystanders and scream, "move it or lose it, sister!" as i race to my destination. and when i find a prime way to go, i do a touchdown dance in my head. i'm #1! i'm #1!
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"like when kg pops in jenny craig mac & chee, and hands it to - me! that's a special thing..." --jb [tenacious d]


Slapped up here on 9/27/2001 03:36:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...