Violently agitated and highly implacable, I savor the time in my unproductive hour. My hypothetical fortune, it's like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning.
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Suzy Zustiak lives in Pullman, WA where she is currently majoring in zoology, with a minor ordering pizzas.
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Wednesday, September 19
**nothin' says 'onion rings' more like the slap of a warm, moist, onion flap on your chin.**
it is a picture perfect day in p-town [pee-town is more like it... because, there are these bushes that are everywhere on campus and everytime i walk past them they smell exactly like cat pee! gross!]. anyway, it was noon, and i was hungry. so, i, mission impossible style, make my way through the hoardes of people in the dining center, and attain my meatball sandwich and onion rings. "yes!" i whisper yell to myself, for i am really excited. i get my drink, pay, and sit down - yadda yadda yadda... anyway, i pick up an o-ring and set forth to sink my chompers into the sweet, greasy ring of the onion persuasion. with the faint whirring of the tray return and the subtle mixture of converstions in the background i think to myself, 'make sure to sever the onion completely, suzy, or it'll end up on your chin!' so, i clamp down and try to make sure that the onion belt is completely cut before i pull the remaining portion away from my pie hole. but, as a known rule of the food world, this will never work. soon, you feel that your fingers holding the ring come closer together, and that there is a warm presence on your face. you groan in horrendous disapproval as the rest of the onion has slipped out and made it's home on the mandibular protrusion otherwise known as your chin... "damn you!" you scream for the whole world to hear, "damn you, onion ring!" but, think about it, focker. would you be able to really enjoy onion rings any other way? the answer is no, jimmy. no you cannot.
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quotes from class today:
"And, unless you're Erin Brokovich, you probably don't have a lot of chromium 6 laying around the house..."
"And, I'm NOT going to tell you guys how to make alcohol!"
* dr. brian weissbart during chem lecture
"And, this crinkly doo-jobby down here is an oocyst." (pronounced oh-oh-cyst)
*dr. chris davitt during parasitology lab
"My impression of a philosophy conference about Plato: 'Hey, how about that line 76 d?!' And the audience goes, 'Oh, yes! I love that one!'"
*dr. david shier during honors phil
Slapped up here on 9/19/2001 01:40:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...
it is a picture perfect day in p-town [pee-town is more like it... because, there are these bushes that are everywhere on campus and everytime i walk past them they smell exactly like cat pee! gross!]. anyway, it was noon, and i was hungry. so, i, mission impossible style, make my way through the hoardes of people in the dining center, and attain my meatball sandwich and onion rings. "yes!" i whisper yell to myself, for i am really excited. i get my drink, pay, and sit down - yadda yadda yadda... anyway, i pick up an o-ring and set forth to sink my chompers into the sweet, greasy ring of the onion persuasion. with the faint whirring of the tray return and the subtle mixture of converstions in the background i think to myself, 'make sure to sever the onion completely, suzy, or it'll end up on your chin!' so, i clamp down and try to make sure that the onion belt is completely cut before i pull the remaining portion away from my pie hole. but, as a known rule of the food world, this will never work. soon, you feel that your fingers holding the ring come closer together, and that there is a warm presence on your face. you groan in horrendous disapproval as the rest of the onion has slipped out and made it's home on the mandibular protrusion otherwise known as your chin... "damn you!" you scream for the whole world to hear, "damn you, onion ring!" but, think about it, focker. would you be able to really enjoy onion rings any other way? the answer is no, jimmy. no you cannot.
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quotes from class today:
"And, unless you're Erin Brokovich, you probably don't have a lot of chromium 6 laying around the house..."
"And, I'm NOT going to tell you guys how to make alcohol!"
* dr. brian weissbart during chem lecture
"And, this crinkly doo-jobby down here is an oocyst." (pronounced oh-oh-cyst)
*dr. chris davitt during parasitology lab
"My impression of a philosophy conference about Plato: 'Hey, how about that line 76 d?!' And the audience goes, 'Oh, yes! I love that one!'"
*dr. david shier during honors phil
Slapped up here on 9/19/2001 01:40:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...
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