the best lines that only a few people have heard [installment 1 of a series - i'll add more when they happen, or if i remember them]:

"we should get an ice machine for the building."
"we did have one a few years ago. but people were caught urinating in it." [it was said and wasn't even meant to be funny]

"it sounds like someone's killing turkeys out there."
"who's killing my turkeys?" [mark is hilarious]

"where does inspiration come from? your left big toe!?!?"
"no, your right big toe."
"what was that?"
"nothing, i was just being a smart-alec." [honesty is always funny]

"we have 4 copies of it."
"well, there's more than 4 people in the class."
"what was that?"
"nothing." [high school library antics, remember them?]

"winning's a great deoderant. they're all gonna like eachother now." [john madden, what a corker]



Slapped up here on 9/30/2001 01:22:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...