10 things that mostly distract and perhaps some disgust/scare/confuse me [distinguish between them at your own discretion]:

1.) seeing that the physics prof's fly is halfway unzipped.
2.) the smell of fried food, cut grass, wet pavement, and sharpie markers. [need not be all at once]
3.) the phrases, "ass grabbing capital of the world" "chim-chiminy-chim-chim-cha-roo!" & "he's gonna fling that monkey!"
4.) pre, post, and double belt bulge.
5.) the words, "rumpleforeskin" "sassafrassquatch" & "hiphopanonamus"
6.) noticing just how odd all the japanese students shoes are. [i bet you never payed attention]
7.) any kind of dog [any shape, size, color, or age], anywhere, at any time, on any day, of any life time. when i spot a dog on campus [or anywhere for that matter], i scream, "a dog!" then, i stare at it until the owner gets suspicious and leaves.
8.) the sound of someone screaming bloody murder outside of my window.
9.) a loud burp, echoing in a hall... and not knowing where it came from.
10.) noticing that someone in my 7:45 AM class is slurping away on a boost breakfast beverage. the triple B, if you will. shoulda, woulda, coulda had a boost, i guess.

in closing -- nothing exciting happened today. so, it allowed me to spend my time compiling a rediculous list.


Slapped up here on 9/21/2001 04:59:00 PM by: Me, Suzy...